Update on Slade Smiley's 10-year old son

This just in about Slade Smiley’s son.

10-year old Grayson has a surgical procedure to treat his brain tumor and according to his mom “All Went Well.”

Grayson has been fighting a rare brain tumor called Diffuse Fibrillary Astrocytoma. Here is the website for this adorable little boy that his Mom, Michelle Arroyo, has up. http://www.am...azinggray.org/index.html.

In February, Michelle wrote this on the site: Some Bad News….Gray’s scans came back with inflammation in the top of his spine where he had his initial decompression surgery in February 2007. We are hoping that this is pressure related and not caused by tumor growth but will not know until we consult with the Neurosurgeon. We have considered a potential chemotherapy regimen but do not have all of our options as of yet.

In other Slade news, TMZ obtained documents proving his is behind in his child support. He owed $77,356.75 as of February of this year. That amount ballooned to $138,857.64 including interest.

In court document filed in the fall of 2009, Smiley claimed he was ‘destitute’ and ‘indigent’. According to a recent report from the OC Register, a judge recently ordered Slade Smiley to find work, get a job outside of the ‘entertainment/TV and title industries’.

Slade filed a petition to the court asking that his debt be LOWERED!

Rumors are also swirling that Slade & Gretchen are engaged and the engagement will be shown on the last show for the season on Real Housewives of Orange County.

I don’t even have to ask, but what are YOUR thoughts on Slade?? As for little Grayson, it is my hope & prayer he gets well. My own father died of a brain tumor. It is a painful, horrible and difficult cancer to treat.

Bethenny Frankel does Skating with the Stars.

Can we talk about Bethenny Frankel and her show “Bethenny ever after?”  Okay great, thanks.  I haven’t recapped this show before so let’s start with the last episode.

Bethenny wants to have a party for her 40^th birthday.  Well actually she is a little on the fence because she isn’t sure if 40 is a real milestone.  I say every year after 25 is a frickin’ milestone.  So Beth gets none other than Shawn, who if  you remember, helped her plan her wedding.  Shawn is a saint.  He should be Saint Shawn.  While we love Bethenny, she is high strung, out spoken but knows what she wants, how she wants it and when she wants it.  ((And I’m not just talking about S-E-X either)).

Beth & Jason talk about the number of people that should be fortunate enough to be invited to her birthday bash.  She thinks 35-40.  He wants to include a group of friends that are couples.  That will “up” the guest list and she doesn’t want to do that.  He tells her that his friends are her friends.  And thanks to that statement, I had my old girl scout song stuck in my head – you know the one – “cause my friends are your friends and your friends are my friends.  The more we get together the happier we’ll be.”

Beth gets a phone call from her publicist.  I really wish I were important enough to have a publicist.  I don’t know what for but I just want to say “Hey, my publicist called today.”  It sounds impressive.  Anyways, the publicist says Skating with the Stars wants Beth to be on their show.  Beth doesn’t know what the show is.  Publicist says “It’s like Dancing with the Stars but on ice.”  Beth gets all giddy.  She LOVES ice skating (even though she hasn’t done it in years) but more importantly, she likes the tutu’s, false eyelashes and the glitter.  She will do it just for the glitter!

Doing ice dancing however means she has to spend her time going between L.A. & New York and Jason isn’t too happy about that.  Luckily for Beth, Jason is NOTHING like Jim Bellino from RHOC and actually ALLOWS his wife to travel without him.  Beth meets her skating partner, Ethan Burgess, where she makes him cry when she mentions how famous he was because he would have gone to the Olympics but he fell and his Olympic dreams fell with him.  ((Okay he didn’t really cry, I’m totally making that shit up.))  Even though Beth is in great shape, the workouts are killer.  She wants to develop Ethan’s rock hard arse which he assures her she will have by the end of their pairing together.

Now it’s time to go on a double date with her gay friend Jake.  Jake met Barry at a buffet and they meet him at the restaurant.  Jason is THRILLED because Jake looks just like him and he feels like he is on a date with, well, himself!  They have the most delicious inappropriate conversations about body piercings and other things to that nature.  It’s fun.  They are fun.  It’s nice to see Beth Hoppy.  J

The other thing I like about this show is watching Beth visit her shrink every week.  I’m all about mental health help.  The truth is, I can’t afford my own, so by watching her appointments, I feel as if I am getting my own little therapy session – and it’s free! #WINNING!!  She talked about her now deceased Dad and how every year on her birthday, his secretary/bookkeeper would send her a card with $500.  He didn’t even sign it himself.  Look, I’m a gonna keep it one hundred with you people, I wouldn’t care if I was or was not talking to my Pop, if he sent me $500 every year on my birthday, I would be one happy girl.  But that’s just me.  We also learned that Beth and her estranged Mom share the same birthday. 

Next week it is her birthday and she can cry if she wants to.  We just don’t know why she wants to – yet.

Bravo is hooking up socialites in Dallas.

Bravo in effort to revamp their programming announced their next show will be feature Dallas, Texas. This is not another housewives franchise, but reather a dating type of show. Much like that of Miami Social, this show will depict the dating scene among the elite of Dallas.

No word yet on when this show will air.

Italy is not too happy that Jersey Shore is coming to them.

Let's talk about Jersey Shore for a minute. You know they are to shoot their next season over in Italy. Well word is the Italians are NOT to happy about this. Perhaps it is because they spent decades trying to get disease free and they know, they just know that when this group of drunks and skanks come over, they will be giving pen...icillin shots faster than a rabbit in heat.

An Italian columnist said (reviewing Jersey Shore), “They embody the worst stereotypes of Italians, multiplied by thousands and Americanized.” ((Ouch)). Another comment from a viewer said "When I see this, I wonder if Osama Bin Laden had a point". ((Double ouch)).

Given the fact that some of the cast aren't even Italians (which MTV portrayed them to be), this should be quite interesting. I can't wait until they offend the wrong woman by calling her a Grenade. As far as this writer is concerned, they can have this group and keep em too.

Viva gli ubriachi or Long live the Drunks!

Is Faye Resnick joining Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?

Word on the net is "The Morally Corrupt" Faye Resnick has been meeting with producers of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to secure her place as a regular. Who can forget Faye's appearance at the Dinner Party from Hell when Faye exchanged barbs with Allison DuBois as well as nekkid photos of Camille Grammer. Speaking of Camille, IF Faye joins the cast, what would the stress do to her irritable bowels??

Jersey Shore - House Divided

I admit that I don’t watch this show regularly. However every now and again, I venture into this show when I need a good reason to SMDH (shake my damn head). On the episode called “House Divided”, the “E’s” Ronnie & Sammie are still fighting. They have a love/hate relationship. They also are jealous of one another. Ronnie is piss...ed off because Sammie was texting another dude after she broke up with Ronnie (for the hundredth time). He cries. She cries. The E’s are boring me. They need major therapy. Ronnie needs to cut with the juicing (and I’m not talking about Jack LaLanne’s healthy juicer here).

Snooki is developing real feelings for her friend with benefits, Vinny. He brought a girl home and banged her. Snook’s cried herself to sleep. She doesn’t understand why Vinny would turn to another a girl when he could have Snook. Maybe Snooki could go to therapy with the E’s. I think she needs it. Friends with benefits decide to go out for a hamburger. Ms. Snooks spots “beer battered onion rings” on the menu and asks the waitress if that means onions with beer. The waitress says yes. Snooki is surprised when the waitress brings them to the table. She was expecting a bowl of beer with onions. ((SMHD)).

Deena emerges stuffed into a denim jumper that looks like she wore it when she was 10 years old. The house makes fun of her. She doesn’t like that. Later she plays with a cardboard box, putting it over her head pretending she is in a spaceship. YOUNG GIRLS, THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO GET AN EDUCATION! Deena needs to be on a poster ad for MORONS.

Pauly has a stalker named Danielle who “happened” to show up at the same club he was at. She asks him if he is still done with “Grenades”. He says” yes”. She replies “Do you want me to punch you”? He says “Do what you need to do”. Oh Pauly, you are so sensitive. Time to go home. Pauly & Vinny scan the club and find 2 chicks who are “DTF” (down to fuck) (God kids these days have the coolest abbreviations EVA).

 

Back at the shore house, they are chilling and there is a knock at the door. It’s the brother of one of the girls wanting to know how they are going to get home. He can take them now or pick them up in the morning. The polite boys say she can go now but her friend can stay. OUCH! The girls leave.

Vinny can’t put boner down, so he seeks Snooki out. She turns him down. She says “I’m not anybody’s last resort. I’m somebody’s first priority.” ((Really Snooks? Name names. Come on, I dare you)). Yeah, that’s what I thought

Ronnie’s mom decides it is a good idea to call the house while she is TANKED! Deena answers and mom tells her how tan she is. Like an Indian she says. Then she proceeds to tell Deena that she loves her to which Deena answers “Uh okay”. Unable to take the conversation anymore, she hands the phone to Mike “The Situation”. Mike thinks its okay to tell drunken mom that Sammi is screwing with her son’s head and heart.

On the party patio the friends start talking about the E’s. The boys feel Sammi is a prostitution whorah because of the text messages to the dude while she and Ronni were ON A BREAK! Jwowwww tells the E’s they should just start over because he cheated on Sam in Miami and Sam text this guy. No! No Jwowwww it isn’t the same. That is not even Steven. Not even close. Mike wants to call the dude and straighten it all out. He and Sammi exchange words where he says to her “You are the worst argument person ever”. ((Did I mention the importance of getting an education here people?)).

 

The phone call is made where Ronni grabs the phone and asks text dude if he hooked up with Sam. He says no, but they made out. OMG THEY MADE OUT?????? Oh the horror. To quote Ross from “Friends”, THEY WERE ON A BREAK.

Jersey Shore just had their season finale. The cast is going to Italy to shoot next season. Is it terrible that I hope they lose their passports while they are there?

Casey Abrams is Saved!

Did anyone watch the result show on American Idol last night? Reality TV Morons feels this is the best Idol season ever. Perhaps it has to do with the change in judges.

 

Watching Paula Abdul the past seasons was difficult. Whatever she was taking made her seem kookier than Kelly Bensimon, and that isn’t an easy feat. Simon seemed like a cranky old man who was bored out of his skull. The pair of them had to go. Seeing Steven Tyler just makes you go “aahhhhhhhhhhh” and watching Jennifer Lopez makes you go “ooooohhhhhhhhh”. They are a breath of fresh air. Judges aside, the talent on Idol this season is INSANE!

Last night the three people at the bottom were Thia (not so surprising – while she is a talented singer, she isn’t Idol ready yet. At the young age of 15, give her a couple years to mature & she could make it); Stephano (kind of surprising to see in the bottom three) and Casey (VERY surprising to see in the bottom three). When it came down to it, Casey was the one with the least amount of votes. SHOCKING!

Ryan gave him the dreaded mic and told him to “sing for his life”. The grizzly teddy bear, started singing “Don’t need no doctor” (although it looked like he did need a doctor), the judges cut him off. Randy interjected saying “We know who you are. We don’t need to hear you sing anymore, do we Steven?” They used a new tool for this season called a “Save”. They only had one to use and they used it on Casey.

This is where it got really good! The BLEEP button was used A LOT. Can you imagine being the dude in the control room? He was probable dropping the “F” bomb just as much. Casey kept saying “Are you kidding, are you kidding”? ((Yeah Casey, PSYCH! We were just kidding, get the eff outta here)). Wouldn’t THAT just be mean? Casey, drained of all color, stumbled over to the judges table to thank them. Honestly, I was worried for a little bit that he was going to hurl all over the judges table!

All remaining 11 contestants will be going on the American Idol tour this summer. Next week, 2 people will be going home instead of 1. Other fun events from last night’s show were a surprise appearance by Stevie Wonder who surprised Steven by singing Happy Birthday. A cake was brought out as well as a large poster of himself. ((Sheree Whitfield from Real Housewives of Atlanta would be happy – she too likes giant posters of herself)). Hulk Hogan also surprised the audience and the contestants. Crazy American Idol and their silly surprises!

What did you think of the show? Did the judges make the right decision by saving Casey?

Kelly Bensimon is a Bethenny Frankel wanna-be

Okay, this twit Kelly Bensimon has been posting videos of herself doing everything from cooking, to making facial masks and now has made her own "flu shot". This chick is SOOOO jealous of Bethenny that she is actually trying to BECOME Bethenny. The problem is, no one likes Kelly and wants her to ZIP IT!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNfuEvwaBeE

Nene Leakes is sporting a bikini

Here's NeNe hanging out in Miami last weekend in a teeny yellow (missing polka dot) bikini. Nene was later spoted out with Jennifer Williams from Basketball Wives.

Jenelle Evans from Teen Mom shows she is real mature

If you follow the show called "Teen mom" you know that Jenelle is a very troubled hoodlum, uh, girl. We found this DISTURBING video of her beating the crap out of another girl. The other problem with this is all of the people standing around egging her on. WTF? At this rate, Jenelle, who lost custody of her young son to her own mother is never going to regain custody.

The three girls, including Jenelle, have all been charged with misdemeanor affray - disorderly conduct by fighting in a public place.

.http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/25/teen-mom-2-jenelle-evans-catfight-video-footage-britany-truett-fist-brawl/?mediaKey=c7936140-39b6-4edf-be36-ef0421674023&isShareURL=true

Kirstie Alley vs. George Lopez

Have you heard about the WAR OF WORDS between George Lopez & Kirstie Alley??

 

As you may know, Kirstie is participating in this season’s Dancing with the Stars. Georgie made a comment in the press comparing Kirstie to a ‘fat pig’. ((Oh no he ditnt!)). The backlash immediately ensued and he apologized saying he “misjudged” his joke.

 

Kirstie however, didn’t accept. She took to her twitter and responded “I don’t need nor want you apology. I want your kidney dude. On behalf of your x and all the other women uv insulted. Give it back.” ((Ouch)). If you recall, George’s wife donated her kidney to him in 2009. A year later they divorced after 17 years of marriage. There were some reports that he liked himself some dirty little prostitutes!

Here’s the thing. We are team Kirstie on this. She is a beautiful woman and looks damn good for 60 years old! We admire her courage to do dancing with the stars as a larger woman and if you saw her, she blew the other contestants out of the water! George Lopez is NO Brad Pitt – he has no business talking about how other people look.

What do you think of this? Was it simply a joke that went badly or was he way out of line?

Bethenny Frankel talks to Access Hollywood

Bethenny Frankel did an interview with Access Hollywood Live on Friday. Love her or hate her, she never holds back and is quick with the wit. Here is the interview.

Billy Bush: "Is there anything that you won't show on the show?" Bethenny: "Full vagina"  "But half is OK?" Billy asked, laughing. "Yeah. Like, quarters," Bethenny told Billy and Kit Hoover. "Upper and lower quadrants. I have standards!"

Bethenny goes on to talk about her daughter. "Little Bryn is the best – she stands on her own now," Bethenny told Billy and Kit of her daughter with husband Jason Hoppy. "Her little thing is to clap – 'If you're happy and you know it' — and she's happy and she's knows it, so she's clapping. She travels with me everywhere. I just love it so much. She's such a doll baby!"

Billy: "Let's say she's three or four years old — do you still have her on TV? Are you trying to wrestle with that?"  "No, I'm not trying to wrestle with that. There will be a very immediate future end to my reality television career – it can't go on forever," Bethenny revealed. "It will go on, but not for that long… I would probably say a couple more [seasons] but this isn't going on forever. We really want our private life back."

Another reason for ending the reality camera run is so that Bethenny and her hubby can enjoy more intimacy – though she says Jason isn't bothered by their highly public lifestyle just yet. "It doesn't really affect my marriage. I mean, we're honestly a team," Bethenny told Billy and Kit. "If it started to affect our marriage we would stop. He enjoys it — not too much, where's it's like Spencer Montag or whatever — but he enjoys it… he would like to get our private life back also."

The couple will celebrate their anniversary this weekend and Bethenny says she plans to keep Jason… entertained. "This weekend is going to be an all out sex fest," she told Billy and Kit. "It's our anniversary, and then we're going away for two weeks to celebrate our anniversary, locked down. And I'm going to show him the woman that I really can be."

Bethenny stopped by ABC's "Good Morning America" studios in NYC on Tuesday to promote her new book, "A Place of Yes," and happened to be scheduled alongside singer Chris Brown (who reportedly smashed a window and stormed out of the studio after he was asked about his 2009 assault upon former girlfriend Rihanna and the status of his probation)."He had an entourage that was like Noah's Ark and I'm not kidding," Bethenny told Billy and Kit of Chris Brown's enormous posse. "And I had a non-tourage. I had like, no one with me and he had this huge entourage and he was definitely skittish.

"He was doing those like, jumps around what he was saying and he was like, 'What if that happened during that actual show? What if that could happen?'" she continued. "He was a little skittish — I will say that. But he was singing really well.""Did you see him backstage throwing stuff around?" Billy asked, while Kit added, "Ripping his shirt off?" "No! I'm really upset! The driver that had taken me there saw them replace the windows and saw [Chris] come running out with his shirt off," Bethenny said. "But I am just so upset that it couldn't have just been all about me on the day that my book launched. It was like, 'Why couldn't I have been there?'

"50 people! Caravanned Maybachs in," she added, of Chris's luxury car entrance. "I've never seen anything like it. That's where all that money gets wasted – it's so stupid. You need two SUVs and a Maybach? It's like, stop. STOP." The 40-year-old entrepreneur says her new book, "A Place of Yes," is about "being open to a place of 'yes'" and "not making decisions out of fear."

"I was broke and I was alone and I still always just sort of stuck to the road and knew that I would get there," Bethenny said. "You have to grab your balls — you do! — and it's hard to get you want … but it's about getting it regardless of what other people think you should be doing, or the timeline that you should be working under."

"A Place of Yes" is available in bookstores now

What about Heidi Montag??

Seems as if Heidi Montag is following in Michaele Salahi's footsteps trying desperately to get herself on ANY reality television show. Mtv.com Australia reports that according to X17 online, Heidi was set to join Celebrity Rehab to deal with her addiction to painkillers, after UsWeekly quoted her friends as saying they were worried about her addiction.

While painkiller addiction is a real problem, it isn’t a real threat from plastic surgery, as procedures don’t usually cause pain lasting long enough to result in addiction.

Dr. Paul S. Nassif, a Facial Plastic and Reconstructive Surgeon and Rhinoplasty Specialist in Beverly Hills, California says, “Painkiller addiction is not necessarily common following plastic surgery. Depending on the procedure, pain is usually minimal and easily controlled with painkillers prescribed by the surgeon. Any pain that is present does not normally last to the point where dependency on a painkiller may become an issue. ”

Miami plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer says, “No, it is not at all common for plastic surgery patients to become addicted to pain killers after their surgery. Many patients don’t even need to take prescription strength painkillers after their surgery and only use Tylenol. When a patient undergoes multiple procedures at once taking a prescriptive pain killer is recommended for the patient’s comfort, but should not be continued longer than 1-2 weeks after the surgery.”

Since the report appeared, Heidi has said that the rumors are false,
“No, I’m not joining the cast,” she tells People magazine.

Heidi clearly needs help, whether or not it’s for addiction to painkillers or being addicted to talking about her past procedures.

Just because she denies these reports doesn't mean it isn't true. We know she really wanted to join the cast of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but Andy Cohen said he would rather stab his eyes with knives than have HER on the show. ((Ouch Andy))

Real Housewives of Orange County- Body Shots

Let’s recap last night’s episode of Real Housewives of Orange County shall we? Tamra and Vicki are in Cabo for the girls vacation they always wanted to take but couldn’t. They get in their hotel suite and begin taking shots of tequila. But they don’t seem to know how. ((There IS an art you know)). Do you suck it, drink it, lick i...t? Or do you drink it, lick it, suck it? Or is it lick it, drink it suck it? They don’t really find their answer, but they get a good buzz trying to figure it all out.

Poolside, Tamra wants to talk about the fun sex she is having. One time she had fun sex for 5 hours! Vicki doesn’t want to talk about it but Tamra is persistent. She is having these Holy Orgasms and she was all of Cabo Mexico to know! Then she tells Vick that maybe, after having 4 kids, she should undergo a “vaginal makeover” you know because things get stretched and pulled. She wants her vajayjay to be tight and pretty. Again, Vicki is mortified at the conversation. ((I think because Vick has forgotten what sex feels like. After all, her love tank has been dried up and so is her vajayjay me thinks)).

Back in the OC, Bible Barbie (AKA Alexis) is hard at work with her new dress line. ((How hard can it be to copy a dress that you like, implement a few changes and then put your label on it?)) In fact kids, I think I’m going to start doing this as soon as I am done with this blog. I always liked Garanimals. I have some super ideas.

Bible Barbie tells viewers that she has always been a career woman. I don’t know about YOU all, but my jaw actually dropped to the ground. Really? Doing what exactly? I know she was busy back in the day sending seksi photos of herself to Maxim Magazine in hopes of being featured in their magazine. ((Oh my, what would Jesus say?)) She goes on to explain that she and Jim ((and by she & Jim, that means JIM)) decided that as soon as her dress line got in the way of her waiting on him hand & foot, she would not ((be allowed)) to do this anymore. He fronted the money for the dress line. She needs to work it off by plucking his back hairs off on a daily basis.

Bible Barbie and Gretchen have lunch and drinks ((naturally)). Gretch is going to have a bloody Mary because she was pretending she was in Cabo the night before and drank too much tequila. ((Maybe Gretch is trying to secure her spot in the next season of Celebrity Rehab?)) Gretch brings up her relationship with Slade and just doesn’t know if she wants to marry him. But she hears her biological clock ticking away and knows she does want to have children.

Bible Barbie starts with her usual “In biblical terms” if you have kids without being married they will be bastards and God doesn’t like bastards speech. She just wants Gretch to marry him already. I think she just wants to be in the wedding party so she gets some much desired attention. Gretch tells her she is going to plan a surprise party for her parent’s 40th wedding anniversary. Bible Barbie says God is very happy with her parents for committing to their marriage vows.

Peggy did a documentary for women that suffer with post partum depression. She too suffered and still has bad days. She had thoughts of throwing herself down stairs and even getting a gun. However, her natural healing mother told her of holistic treatments ((Tom Cruise would be soooooooooo happy with her)) and she started to feel better. ((Or so she says)). She, her saint of a husband and their children go to Palm Springs for a little family vacation. Pegs is nervous because she doesn’t know if her Sam-E will withstand the hot temps in Palm Springs. She should be nervous. While hubby is in the pool with one of the girls, Pegs is sitting under the cabana with her daughter Capri. Pegs notices that Capri cut her finger and is bleeding to death!! Pegs freaks out! If she said “oh my gosh” one time, she said one hundred. Little Capri didn’t even realize she was about to lose her finger until Mom started asking her “did you get a hold of the knife? Are you going to kill me?” Pegs makes hubby get out of the pool. She then tells him that they ((and by they she means he)) should take her to emergency. He looks annoyed and rightfully so. But he doesn’t want her postpartum to manifest itself and have her shouting to everyone in the pool that there is a floater and they need to get out.

By the time hubby get to the ER, the bleeding stopped and the tiny cut was already starting to heal. Capri is annoyed at Pegs too because she wanted to swim damn it and mom ruined all her fun. I highly suggest Pegs get herself to an infant care class STAT because when her kids falls off their bikes, as ALL kids do, she is going to go on full freak out mode and it ain’t gonna be pretty.

Back in Cabo, Tamra and Vicki are getting their own freak on. We had body shots, gross fresh fish, Tamra renewing her friendship vows to Vick and fireworks to wrap it all up.