Real Housewives of Orange County Recap - 5.01.11

It was Orange County’s turn for a dinner party from hell.  Alexis’s scum bag husband didn’t want to come and damn it; it's Peggy's party and Alexis will cry if she wants to.

Before we get to that, we begin with Tamra and Eddie in the limo on their way to Vicki and Donn’s house.  Tamra is schooling Eddie about them and she gives a great impression of Vicki.  And remember Ed, if you are in, you’re in with Vic – if you’re out, you will be ridiculed and talked about until you can’t take it anymore and you break up.

They enter the Gunvalson home while Donn finds Eddie attractive and offers up a shot of tequila.  They are hitting it off.  One down, the big one to go.  Vicki finally makes an appearance and how good is the editing to show Vicki looking like she didn’t even see Ed standing there?  Finally she makes eye contact, give a quick hello.  He seems nice she says, but the verdict is still out on him.

At Peggy & Micah’s house they are preparing for their annual dinner party.  The famous chef who Micah was such an ass to the other week is in their kitchen preparing a 5 course meal for their guests.  “Do you have all the equipment you need?”  Yes.  “Do you need anything?”  No.  “Do you forgive me for treating you like you are a cook and not a famous chef?”  Sure, but I am going to spit in your food for sure.  Perfect.  Pegs goes upstairs where her makeup artist is waiting to do her up.  Isn’t it amazing how self indulgent these people are that they can’t even do their own hair or makeup?  It’s not like they were going to the Oscars for God’s sake, it was a dinner party!

Gretchen was the first to arrive at Pegs & Micah’s.  Unfortunately Slade could not come with because a story just came out in the press about him being a dead beat dad and he was at home eating a tubba wubba of ice cream.  Gretch told everyone that he was spending time with his boys.  And with his boys she meant, his ((lower)) boys.  **wink wink**.  She did however bring her gay friend as support.  In regard to Slade’s bad press she said "I feel like I've been dealt a pretty hard hand." ((Really Gretch?  YOU have been dealt a hard hand.  Tell that to Slade’s son who has a brain tumor.  You selfish wench.

Alexis arrives also without her man but with her gay male assistant.  Now what exactly Jesus Barbie needs an assistant for, no one seems to know.  Jesus Barbie explained that Jim had a business dinner and couldn’t make it.  The other guests are questioning this because as Vicki said “They knew about this for over a month and you arrange your business around it”.

The fab four show up.  Gretch tells gay friend “Great, the bitches are here”.  ((Perfect, we are off to a great start)).  They all meet and size up Ed.  On the patio, Pegs always hoping for that next hosting job, grabs a microphone to speak to her 12 guests and introduces the next Sade who flew in from New York just to sing to them.  How chic is that?  Sade starts singing.  Tam & Ed start dancing.  Gretch starts to turn into the Hulk and turns 5 shades of green.  Alexis is watching with sadness in her eyes.  She picks up her pink phone and starts texting.

They all sit down for their first course when green Gretch’s friend says to her that he recognized Ed from that months bargain in an escort catalog.  Gretch gets her cackle on.  Tam looks at her and says “I heard that”.  Donn feeling his shots and his alcohol then says Jesus Barbie’s assistant looks like Pee Wee Herman.  Micah also getting beer muscles said he looked like he could be Jim’s stunt double.  Pee Wee assures him that he is not because he is younger.
Jesus Barbie removes herself from the table.  She will be gone for the first, second, third and forth courses of the five course meal.  She goes into the bathroom, phone in hand and prays to baby Jesus to let some real tears fall from her eyes.  She feigns talking to Jim saying “This is so much harder than I thought.  I can’t do this without you”.

Green Gretch decides to go check on Jesus Barbie.  Before she lets green Gretch in, she dabs water from the faucet under her eyes to make it look like she was crying.  She gives the sob story that she never goes anywhere with her honey and this was hard, blah, blah, blah.  Green Gretch is trying to get her to pull it together damn it because all of those bitches at the table are talking about her.

Tam & Vic decide that they too need to use the rest room.  Realizing Jesus Barbie and green Gretch are in there together, Vic sits down on a chair while Tam puts her ear to door trying to hear what those two are saying.

Jesus Barbie assures green Gretch that she will be out in a minute.  Green Gretch returns to the table.  Micah finds this the opportune time to say he would never allow Pegs to bring a “stand him” for him if he weren’t available to go someone with her.  ((Maybe that’s because Micah isn’t a King like Jim)).
Everyone is having a lovely meal.  The food is great, the wines are perfect and the company is well, interesting.  What’s that?  Jesus Barbie is still MIA.

Pegs is getting pissed off.  She put a lot of effort into finding the perfect help to pull this together.  She wants Micah to check on her.  He shakes his head no.  Gretch offers to go once again so she can help her powder her face.  This opened the door for Vicki to give a lesson on how easy it is to powder one’s own face!  Tam looks at her and says to Vick; maybe you can help me powder my ass.  ((Oh snap)).

Jesus Barbie confesses to Gretch that Jim wasn’t really working; he didn’t want to be around “that” group of people.  What?  What is that?  Jesus Barbie told a LIE??  How dreadful!

FINALLY, Jesus Barbie comes back to the table wanting to know where her steak is then starts her “poor me” speech about how hard it is to be somewhere without Jim because they never do anything apart.  ((Well that may have been true last season, but she sure seems to be going a lot of places this year without him – twice lately just to do Watch What Happens Live)).

Jesus Barbie sits down next to Pegs to do her version of an apology then quickly changed her tune by saying things like “I wish you would be more understanding. I thought you would have been more considerate. The one thing I needed was for my best friend to be understanding and you were attacking me”.

Pegs wasn’t having any of Jesus Barbie’s B.S. She replied “You’re holding me responsible for you not having a good time? It seems like you and Jim don’t care about us anymore.  We ask you to do things but you never answer”.  To which Jesus Barbie said “Between my kids, Jim and working out I barely have 2 minutes to spare in a day”.  BAHAHAHAHA – that ‘honey do’ list Jim gives to Jesus Barbie every morning at breakfast must be really long!  Wait!  They have a nanny or two.  Just why is Jesus Barbie so busy??

Tam pipes in and says it isn’t the right time for that conversation.  Let’s all hold hands and sing kumbaya.  Sade, that’s your cue to start singing again.  Like a flick of a light switch, Jesus Barbie jumps on the dance floor looking two sheets to the wind.  She was grinding on green Gretch and dancing with her gay assistant.  ((Oh Jim isn’t going to be happy when he sees her behavior – he is never going to let her go anywhere again without him)).

The fab four decide to leave.  Someone made a comment about how now the party could start.  Pegs was throwing up her dinner.  Jesus Barbie turned her phone off.  Green Gretch was asking gay male friend if he was REALLY gay.
All in all another great time in the O.C.

Mob Wives Recap - 5.01.11

Sunday night’s episode of Mob Wives was disappointing due to the hype of a big Fed bust.

We start with Drita who is getting a pedicure with her girl friend.  Drita talks about her life with husband Lee.  She sounds angry saying when they were married he got busted, they lost everything and she had to sell their damn house.  She explained she felt like a gypsy. ((Que Cher’s song “Gypsy’s, Tramps and Thieves)).  Then on a switch she jokes about how her nail polish should be called “Bail Money”. She also wants Lee to tell their daughter that he will be gone longer than he first expected.

Karen has decided to write a book about her life and the mafia.  She discusses the rise and falls of her father with her writing coach and even says her own drug dealing ways are the mobs fault because they turned their back on her after her father turned informant and was put away.  Writing coach tells Karen to keep a journal and to go back and revisit the places she used to hang out.
Renee is going shopping for a fur.  She received her first fur coat when she was 7.  Having a fur means you’ve made it in life!  ((Guess that makes her one special 7-year old)).  Photos of Renee back in the day showed her to be an attractive woman.  Reminded me of Julianna Margulies. Now she just looks like some old broad who gets the blackest boxed hair color she can find.
Renee has been concerned over her 16-year old son, A.J.’s drop in grades and how her ex-husband, Junior, rarely keeps his promises to see their son.  She wants A.J. to open up and express himself.  He isn’t having it.  He is taking a page out of Kelly Bensimon’s book – feelings are SO 1970.

Drita and her young daughter, Alleya decide to make a scrap book for Lee.  Alleya wants to know when daddio is coming home.  She doesn’t visit dear old dad in prison because at least mom has the sense not to take her there.  Drita tells her to write a letter to her dad.  While composing the letter, she starts to cry. Then Drita started to cry.  It was an all out cry fest.  ((What would Kelly Bensimon say??)).

Junior’s girl friend calls Renee to tell her that the Feds made a huge mob bust. And oh by the way, Junior was arrested!  Renee starts screaming for A.J. to find the channel on the television that has the news.  The news claims that the Feds made the biggest mob bust in history.  127 people arrested on 16 different indictments.

Renee is FRAREECKING out!  Who should she call??  What was he arrested for?  Where did they take him?  Girl friend doesn’t know shit.  A.J. is just sitting there.  Renee asks him what she should do.  A.J. looks like he wants to punch his hysterical mother.  How should he know for crissake he is only 16 years old!!  Renee decides to call Carla for some moral support.  Carla is at the gym working on her guns ((not her killing guns, her muscle guns)).  She can’t be bothered with this ish right now.  She will come over when she is done with her workout.  And after her shower.  And lunch.  And nap.

Until Carla comes, Renee smokes 8 more cigarettes then sets her hysterics back onto her son.  She is screaming and crying.  He is over it and doesn’t want to deal with it.  He starts to walk upstairs when Renee starts crying even harder “Don’t go upstairs.  Please.  I won’t cry anymore!!!!!”  Nope, he goes upstairs.
Drita also tunes into the television watching the news with her 6-year old daughter.  ((Because that’s appropriate)).  She hasn’t spoken to Renee since the argument at the birthday party but she decides to call her anyways to see how she is doing.  FINALLY! Someone other than a teenager to talk to.  Drita tells her she has to wait for her mom or someone to come and watch Alleya and then she will come over.

Meanwhile, Carla decides to go to Drita’s house, not directly to Renee’s.  They sit and talk about how effed up it is that no one cares about these men that get arrested.  After all, they have wives and children.  Why don’t people care about that???  Who cares if they off people and take their money??  They have wives and children!!

Getting pissed off that no one is coming to help her; Renee had just opened her 100th pack of cigarettes when the doorbell rings.  She opens it to find Karen there.  Karen, her arch enemy. Karen tells Renee she heard about the arrests and she understands this is a very difficult time and no matter what happened between the two of them, no one understands this life if they aren’t involved.  She is concerned for Renee and her son.  ((No one cares about the wives or the children)).  Renee invites her in and they (at least for now) love one another again.

Drita and Carla have been doing Lord knows what, but instead of going to Renee’s house, they decide to call her.  Renee is mad that they haven’t come yet and gives them a big Eff You!  She doesn’t need them, she has Karen.
When Karen gets home she decides to call her brother and tell him about the book she is writing to tell the world about their family secrets.
Renee goes to see her shrink.

Carla and Drita are doing who knows what.

The disappointment was due to the previews making it seem as if the viewers would have seen the actual busts that happened, not just a few seconds of the news clips.

Next week we see Renee getting into it with some random dude and she wants to know if this random dude knows who she is.  Then she decides to call Junior (who must have gotten released on bail) to come and scare the crap out this guy. 

Cat Ommarey talks about LuAnn de Lisseps and Watch What Happens Live.

Cat spoke with Lynn of "I hate Jill Zarin" regarding her thoughts about hosting Watch What Happens Live with LuAnn de Lisseps.  This is what she had to say.

-  How did it work out that you were on Watch What Happens Live?  What made them think Luann would be good for a British Royal Wedding episode?  
CAT:  I’m sure that Bravo wanted to have a bit of royal connection for the show, but why Luanne, who isn’t even a Brit, rather than my fabulous fellow Lisa VP, I’m not sure?  I have meet Harry several times and have many friends in common.  Luann I would imagine was there for her ‘desire’ to be considered royal.  And of course she has spent 16 years looking for her ladder. (btw the comment she made about Alex on her show, (whether a fan or not of) climbing up the social ladder I found absolutely sickening. Almost more offensive than seeing someone urinate in the street. Does she not understand that people with class NEVER talk about it??? Why hasn’t anyone checked out to see that the ‘Countess’ isn’t a Countess btw?

-  Did you know Luann deLesseps or had you watched The Real Housewives of New York before appearing on last week’s WWHL?
CAT:  Yes, I have watched it prior but having been in Barbados for several weeks, I had to do watch a few episodes to catch up.  Quite obviously she was always trying too hard with the “Darling” this and “the Countess does not drink from a bottle” rubbish.  (Bowl please) Now it is a systematic ping pong with her.  She will pop over here “darling, darling” and follow along with the snide remarks followed by tossing her head back laughing then pong over to that person and be offended by the antics she had been a part of over on ping’s side.  Like I said, she is incredibly two faced, not to mention extremely irritating how she keeps speaking French in the middle of an English sentence? Wierd….Am I supposed to be impressed? So I started talking Spanish, just to bug her!

-  Where there introductions and discussions before the cameras rolled?   Is she as condescending in person as we see on TV? 
CAT:  Far more so. She burst into my dressing room telling me how crap our show was and that” Ohh we haven’t met have we??” No we haven’t. I remember people I meet..

- We watch week after week as Luann is Passive Aggressive with her cast mates, did you see any of that behavior from her?
CAT:  I wonder if there was not a word out of her mouth that was not a passive aggressive quip at someone.  She made comments about her cast mates, me, Giggy and even the royal couple in her “Oh darling” attacks. I think she might be one of those people that is quite miserable if she is not attempting to make herself feel more important by putting down others. Yes, I am rude but I don’t back stab nor do I pretend to be someone I’m not. Life is too short.

-  Luann made a nasty comment about you “Not” being on the same show as she is on, did you call her out on that after the cameras stopped filming?
CAT:  No I just left the studio……Toxic energy sucked me dry.

-  What was Andy Cohen’s reaction to the show?
CAT:  “That was something else!” ……Yep…sure was.

- What was said during commercial break
CAT: “Get me out of here???” “I’m not enjoying this??” “Who is this phony anyway?”

-  Many viewers were appalled when Luann had the nerve to say that Prince Harry was too young for you, isn’t her boyfriend several years younger than she is?
CAT:  In the episode at the house for the cancer patient families, she was very upset that Ramona pointed out she was married to a man twice her age.  Perhaps if she re-watches that she might realize how ridiculous her indignity about my age for a kiss really was. I mean seriously?? Who cares?
 -  You said on Facebook that you never want to see her again, was it really that bad?
CAT:  AB-so-bloddy-lutely
 -  What else did she say to make you angry? 
CAT:  Simply the fact I can’t do phonies. The older I get the less tolerant I am for BS and she is without a doubt, manners, etiquette bla bla bla truly full of ****.  I am very able to say what I think, (just not so well after 4 hours sleep, a long flight, not enough food and a couple of glasses of wine!) I did not need her attempting to speak for me, or playing some bollocks game of royalty dress up where she believed she was the Queen!

-  Have you heard from any other Housewives cast members since the show aired?  (with support or otherwise?)
CAT:  Yes of course..I keep in close contact with Lynda all the time, Mary, Paul and heard from Alex (nyhw) who loved my take on the Countless too…Michelle sent me a “Love you” message” ( oh no sorry that was someone else)

-  You said on Facebook that you had other meetings with Bravo after the WWHL taping, are you still in talks with them about a show?  Is there anything you can tell us about any future projects? 
CAT:  Yes we are talking about things…Lots going on…lots of decisions to make soon….we’ll see, but Inbox full part 2 is the top of my priority to finish. Maybe because it’s healing to do and also so many fans are waiting to read it after part 1.

Brandi Glanville joins cast of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" has a new former wife of a TV star: Eddie Cibrian's ex, Brandi Glanville.

The onetime model has been spotted shooting scenes for the second season of the Bravo reality show, reports TMZ.

Glanville will certainly bring the drama.

Since Cibrian admitted to cheating on her with the also-married LeAnn Rimes (who is now his wife), Glanville has made her feelings very public.

She and Rimes have battled it out on Twitter, most recently in February when Glanville was upset that her ex's then-fiancee sang at their son's school.

"I told Eddie to please tell you that I think it is highly inappropriate for you to sing in my sons class on Friday,” Glanville wrote in a Twitter post addressed to Rimes. "It's Mason's week share his family with the class. it isn't ur place. Let Eddie read a script. You are not his parent. RESPECT!"

The two women reportedly sought joint counseling to iron out their troubles in private and have since been quiet -- at least on Twitter.

Glanville may not be the only one getting into reality TV.

In February, Radar reported that Cibrian and Rimes were also shopping a show starring themselves as newlyweds.

"I know nothing about it," Glanville said at the time. "LeAnn tweeted that anyone who does a reality show is a fame whore so I somehow doubt it."

Gretchen Rossi was served with papers at Peggy's dinner party

At the Dinner Party from Hell, Orange County version, there was something definitely “off” with Gretchen that night. We discovered why!

Gretchen Rossi had been avoiding service from Jay Photoglou’s attorneys for a while, so it was done publicly, in front of Bravo cameras.

 It is reported that the scene didn’t make the final cut because all references to Gretchen and her relationship with Jay, her lover while she was the fiancé of Jeff Beitzel , have been edited out. There are other lawsuits pending between the two, and Jay was recently rewarded $40,000 in the latest judgment.

The suit was filed by her ex boyfriend Jay Photoglou ,a source familiar with the situation said Rossi’s attorney’s refused to except service, Jay’s attorneys had her served publicly.

It happened at the home of Peggy Tanous, the new Orange County cast member. Stars from Bravo’s reality series got together at Tanous’ home for a dinner that was taped by the network.

“Gretchen pulled up in her car and as soon as she got out she was served with the legal papers,” a source told RadarOnline.com. “She turned away and acted as if she was going to try to avoid being served. But there were two people there to serve her and she had no choice. She finally just accepted service.”

Speaking of Danielle Staub

Remember when Danielle kept talking about "HER" new great show "Social" and that she was going to be the new Robin Leach?  The show debuted in February, but then there was NOTHING to be heard about it.  Well, now we know why - and it's not surprise, but she was fired.

Robin Leach talked about this recently.  He said "I kept my lips sealed when Danielle Staub, formerly of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, came to town to film her new series Social for Wealth TV.

The producers wanted her to interview me about taking over my TV legacy and have me mentor her so she would have better shows. Instead of getting together, I am told that they advised her while here that she wasn’t needed for future episodes. Here’s what she said on YouTube that made me hold my tongue".

http://video.tvguide.com/Social/Danielle+Staub--3a+--22I'm+the+new+Robin+Leach--22/7017720

He went on to say "Her “firing” apparently occurred around the time she interviewed Las Vegas real estate mogul and restaurateur Nico Santucci at his Parisian Palace estate. Nico also called me to play mentor when he was asked to take over from Danielle. I turned down the invitation, but it’s nice to know I’m still wanted, even if in a very strange series of events"!

Is anyone surprised she failed?  What is VH1 thinking putting her in a reality show on their network?

Danielle Staub & Heidi Montag together in new reality show.

Earlier we reported these two crazy reality "stars" were filming their new reality show in L.A. 
VH1 has confirmed the show will be a  series called Famous Food.

The 10-episode reality show, slated to premiere in the fall, will give seven celebrities the opportunity to open a West Hollywood eatery.

The cast — which includes Montag, Staub, former Bachelor Jake Pavelka, musicians DJ Paul and Juicy "J", Eliot Spitzer's former call girl Ashley Dupre and Sopranos actor Vincent Pastore — will complete various tasks, such as creating a menu and renovating the location.

Successful restaurateurs Mike Malin (aka "Mike Boogie" of Big Brother fame) and Lonnie Moore will judge and pick the winner based on work ethic. The winner will get a partnership stake in the restaurant.

OMG!  A partnership in the restaurant???  Who on God's green earth would want the likes of Danielle Staub the most delusional, crazy and obnoxious person to be on a reality show, involved in their business?  Not just their business, but their livelihood????

Real Housewives of New York City - 4.21.11

Last night’s episode of Real Housewives of New York City had us in spas, runways, parks and award dinners.  ((Oh My)).
We start with LuAnn waiting on a sidewalk for none other than Kelly Bensimon.  Kelly is always late – she wants people to think she is busy and she is important.  She finally shows up and LuAnn and Kelly talk love over a Mani-Pedi.  LuAnn is in love and Kelly wants to be in love.  She is lonely.  She wants to have another baby.  She wants her daughter’s Sea & Teddy to have a NORMAL life.  ((Insert the sound of screeching car brakes)).  First of all, Kelly Killoren Bensimon if you want your daughter’s to have a normal life, immediately call your physician and get on some anti-psychotic meds.  Second of all, stop naming your children with non-normal names!  Someone call Rosie Pope from “Pregnant in Heels” and get that focus group together if Kelly is going to have another kid and be responsible for naming it.

LuAnn suggests that Kelly come to a singles wine tasting even that Ross Gellar look-a-like is hosting.  Sonja and Cindy will be there too.  Kelly agrees.  She is desperate.  She is begging for her Prince to come around the corner and rescue her.

The girls attend the wine tasting which is set up like “speed dating”.  Kelly asked one poor kid who told her he was an actor to pretend he was in a scene:  he has cancer and he is going to propose to her.  ((Okay Kelly, in your own words “That’s just creepy”)).  One guy told Cindy how old he was and she said “I could be your mom”.  He looked at her and was like “Uh yeah, duh”.  ((Oh this wine tasting/speed dating is going
sooooooooooo well)).  LuAnn coo’s to Ross Gellar that the ladies are having fun and she just knew that meeting some single Europeans would be good for them.

Sonja and Alex decide to meet for lunch or dinner at a restaurant to clear the air about Sonja hijacking the march for equality event.  Alex is waiting at the table when Sonja comes in right off the plane from Siberia.  ((At least that was how she was dressed)).  They agree to disagree about what happened and move forward ((kiss kiss on the checks)).

Ramona invites all the women to a reward dinner where she will be named “Woman of the Year” for all of her business successes.  After all, she supports all of them so they should support her.

Kelly and her oddly named girls along with Cindy, her twins and the entire village that it takes to raise those twins attend a birthday party for Alex.  The party is being held on some island outside of NYC.  There are other people there, lots of kids, lot of champagne, lots of wind and lots of cold temperatures from what it looked like.  Simon got his liquid courage and decided to go in to give Alex a birthday kiss.  Francious ((or whatever their little boys name is)) was mortified and ran into her causing her to dump her glass of champagne on his head – but ha ha, isn’t that funny?  Not only is he wet and cold but he now smells like alcohol.  Oh good times, good time.  Alex says it was the best birthday yet!  ((Maybe next year they can top it by letting one or both kids do keg stands – wouldn’t that be fun?)).

Kelly and Cindy meet for lunch or dinner ((yes, I know but at least these women aren’t doing what the Miami crew did in every episode and meet at a frickin’ cooking lesson)).  Kelly doesn’t want to attend Ramona’s event because there is still friction.  She decides to lie and send her RSVP via text.  ((As Dwight from RHOA would say “How dreadful”)).  However, Kelly being Kelly, she is having a very hard time putting the sentence together.  This is ridiculously funny seeing as Kelly “claims” to have a degree in Literacy & Writing from Columbia.  ((Whether or not she means the University or the Coffee Plant remains to be seen)).  The look on Cindy’s face was priceless.  Like waiting for someone that stutters to get the words out!!!  Eventually she figured it out and the text was sent.

For some reason unknown to man, a fashion designer asked Ramona to model his clothes which meant, she was hitting the catwalk again.  The last time she did that her eyes already the size of golf balls, looked even bigger and they looked like they were going to pop out of her head!  LuAnn came because Ross was busy and there was no way she was going to miss this one like she missed last years.  ((Is it me or has LuAnn gotten a little snarky since she became CountLess?)).  Ramona decides against the eye pop and goes for the eye squint as she walks.  She still rocks her hips like nobody’s business.  Ramona dahling, stick to business, leave the modeling to people that know what the hell they are doing.

Next we visit Alex who is on a photo shoot because she is a new fashion model ya’ll.  My favorite part of that scene was Alex bragging that her body is as sinful as Alexis Bellino’s because she can pretty much eat whatever she wants and not worry about her weight and she can wear pretty much whatever she wants.  I then applauded the Bravo editing team because then they show the set people trying to get Alex into the clothes – the problem is, the clothes don’t fit!  They are too tight.

Once the squeeze her into a sausage casing, rat her hair into a birds nest and smudge some charcoal under her eyes, she is all set to go.  “Let’s make some magic” she tells the photographer.  No Alex, that is the Photoshop and airbrush team that will make the magic.

Alex decides to channel ballet’s Swan Lake – not the ugly one but the pretty one – as her motivation for the shoot.  Not sure what effed up kind of ballet SHE watches, but I’ve never seen anything that looked like THAT!  When she is done, she tucks as much of her big, ratted hair in as she can and hikes on up town for Ramona’s big night.

Immediately the women were talking about Alex’s hair.  ((She just came from a shoot damn it --- stop, stop, stooooooop)).  LuAnn could not attend that night because she was busy with her “kids”.  Or Ross Gellar look-a-like.  She sent her regret the good old fashioned way “dahling”.  Ramona is nervous about giving her speech- she doesn’t know if she is going to throw up before or after, but she is going to purge one way or the other.  She starts reading her speech and Cindy was trying to pay attention but Sonja was translating everything Ramona was saying.  Cindy looked like she was ready to go all NeNe on her ass until Sonja realized her drink was empty and ran off to the bar to get a refill.

Last but not least the girls meet up at Cindy’s place of business ((she removes hair)).  They drink and talk about, uh, landscaping – and not your backyard kind of landscaping.  Do you go all bare or do you prefer a landing strip?  Or maybe you like a big bushy bush.  LuAnn decides to go for it because Ross Gellar would be really uber excited about THAT.

Did anyone even notice that Jill was absent?  She was in Australia hanging with the kangaroos.

Real Housewives of New York - Season 4 premiere 4.07.11

Real Housewives of New York premiered last night and the question on everyone’s mind:  Has Jill Zarin changed like she claims she has?

I think people will agree with me on the answer.  And that is NO. 

We open with Kelly dropping in to see Jill who is packing to go to Australia.  She doesn’t know how many suitcases to pack or what to bring.  She is planning on doing a lot of great shopping there so wants to have the proper luggage to bring it all back.  Kelly says she was there and the shopping wasn’t that great.  “Really”? Jill says “I know a lot of people that say the shopping is fantastic”.  Kelly has this glazed look on her face - - maybe she was mistaken Australia for another country or maybe she is thinking of another PSA for systematic bullying.

Anyhoo, Kelly gets reflective about last season saying "I'm not crazy, am I put in precarious circumstances a lot with these women? Yeah. Do I navigate those situations well? Nope”. First of all, Kelly Bensimon, the more you try to convince people you aren’t crazy, the more you look, well, crazy!

Jill said last night “I can’t help who I am, I am nice”.  Well, let’s talk about that for a moment shall we?  Ramona brings Alex with her to a wedding in the Hampton’s where Jill will also be a guest.  Jill is shocked Alex is there.  She is talking to two extras at a table where she called Alex an effing bitch.  THEN she said “She’s socializing at a party that is so above her”.  I don’t know where in Jill’s book this is NICE, but in the majority of people that I know, this is not nice.  It is catty, mean spirited and downright bitchy.

On Watch What Happens Live, Andy asked her about that and Jill offered this excuse:  "Since you brought it up you're going to have to hear the truth answer," she said. "Those words coming out of my mouth don't match the audio track. I was talking to a producer on the side and they put my words in my mouth and I didn't like that."  Andy pressed further and asked if she said those words, Jill had little trouble answering: "Yes, but it wasn't meant – no, but it wasn't, you know, meant to be ... "   Here we go again.  It’s all bad editing people.

Some could argue that Alex kind of had this coming.  Let’s talk about that.  In past seasons, Alex has been kind of the shy kid in the corner.  She let people, especially Jill, walk all over her.  Last season we got a glimpse of Alex not holding back.  Alex started right out of the gate at the wedding needling Jill about why she wasn’t going to attend the marriage equality march the next day when Jill is on the committee and all of the other committee members are going to be there. Alex wants to know why she would be on a committee and not even attend.  Jill’s only response?  “Who cares”?

The women go to an art gallery where Cindy is co-hosting a party for an artist friend.  He wants to create a painting.  All of the women remove their Jimmy Choo Shoes and dip their feet in paint and step on a canvas that is on the floor. 

Jill also questions new housewife Cindy Barshop about her children.  How did someone HER age have twins?  Where is the baby daddy?  Cindy answered the how okay; however, you could see the uneasiness in her face when someone she just met started grilling her about the kid’s father (or lack thereof).

We see Alex & Simon working from their home office that they share.  It looks to be centered in the basement of their townhouse or whatever it is they are living in.  Remember a few seasons ago when they were renovating it and it was in shambles??  Something tells me, it is STILL in shambles.  The home office had black curtains that were serving as walls.  But whatever hey guess what?  Alex is now a model.  What does Kelly have to say about that?  Just because a photographer likes you, means you are photogenic, it doesn’t mean you are pretty.  ((Well Kelly you should know now shouldn’t you?)).

Sonja and her new boyfriend, well kind of a boyfriend, she is just coming off of her divorce and she has her kids to think about and every woman in New York wants this guy so she might as well call him HER man double date with LuAnn and her boyfriend.  I liked the clips shown at the beginning of the show from last season where LuAnn goes into the music studio to cut her song “Money can’t buy you class”.  It’s true, money can’t buy you class but it sure can buy you auto-tune.  That much is certain.  Just ask Kim Zolciak.  Wait, she hasn’t paid for that either, never mind.

LuAnn & Sonja were mainly extra’s last night, but I’m sure they will be causing some issues yet in this season.

We also see Ramona interviewing unlucky candidates for an assistant job.  One poor girl looked like she was going to cry when Ramona criticized her outfit and then noticed the poor girl had bad skin and Ramona threw some of her skin-care at her.  After all, she has a skin-care empire; she can’t be having someone with bad skin working for her - - oh the horror!

Dina Manzo coming back to television

The beautiful Dina Manzo, formerly of the Real Housewives of New Jersey is slated to appear on HGTV.

The new party planning series is said to cover Dina as she plans various events from weddings, to showers, to parties big and small.  The series will follow Dina in a day in the life of her business Design Affairs.

Dina Manzo can chalk up her new television series to a great career in the design business before becoming a New Jersey housewife, and according to HGTV her talent is what sold them on the idea. HGTV general manager Kathleen Finch responded to the news by saying, "Dina brings a unique set of skills to HGTV and I'm thrilled to have her join our growing team of expert talent."

Though no official date has been confirmed, production is said to have already begun.  ((Hopefully Danielle Staub won’t try to sabotage this for Dina like she did on RHONJ)).

NeNe Leakes getting her own talk show?

Another housewife hoping to get on television and leave the Real Housewives behind them is none other than NeNe Leakes.

NeNe is hoping to land herself a talk show. Word is she is currently speaking with producers and production companies, possibly relocating to Miami.

Bravo is reportedly hoping to have her on board for one more season, but the reality TV star is apparently ready to move out on her own.

We reported earlier that RHOA was renewed.  Some of the signs that this story is true are that Nene hasn’t renewed her contract. A source told Radar Online that “NeNe is actively shopping herself around and she wants her own chat show and if that does not happen she would like her own reality show instead.”

The source also mentioned that Bravo and VH-1 have chatted with her about a variety of projects.

Love her or hate her, you have to admit that NeNe has a way with words.

Jill Zarin is delusional!

Jill Zarin is calling Bull Sh!t on the poll that Andy had on WWHL. Andy posted a question "Whose side are you on, Ramona or Jill's"? Ramona won by a landslide.

BUT Jill said this on her FB which she later accidently "erased". “I could not believe the POLL results on WWHLs. I challenged Bravo. Last year I was killed too. remember? Guest what??? Sprint wasn’t working AND they were registering texts after the 18 minute mark. Also..the results were completely wrong and they say not as big a spread but Ramona still won by small margin. This just proves what all of you have been saying. They will say sorry?”

This really is interesting.  Jill will blame editing AND Sprint for people not liking her.

It also seems that Jill is in full control over her blog on Bravo's website, as there is not a negative comment to be found. . . .

Jersey Shore and their BIG pay raise

The cast of Jersey Shore recently held out signing their new contracts until they received an increase in pay.  MTV caved and a BIG increase the cast got causing some fans of the show to be upset. 

One fan told the Examiner “They are being way too greedy” before the contract was agreed on.  Another fan felt the show reached its peak last season saying "Hell no! It wasn't entertaining anymore. I don't think they should start acting this way they may end up losing fans over greed just sayin, but I love the show."

The cast will reportedly receive $100,000.00 PER EPISODE!  In addition, they also get compensated for appearances and promotions.

Mike “The Situation” currently makes about $5 million annually.  This will double or triple by the end of this year.

Can you believe this ish? 

It's all about Boobies - Real Housewives of Orange County recap 4.11.11

Well sure there were other things going on in Orange County and across the globe in Spain, but in all honesty, it was really all about the boobs.

Before we get to that though let’s talk about the other stuff.  Say what you want about Gretch and the Sladster, but what they did for her parent’s 40th anniversary was very kind.  I’m not a Gretch fan but she earned a point in my book last night.  I loved how the Pastor that married them 40 years ago was the same one to renew their vows.

I just have to say though, if the original priest that married my now ex-husband (who is still my good friend) renewed our vows today, he would have to do it behind bars.  Yes, he was one of those Catholic priests who were disgustingly bad.  ((Vicki should give HIM a spanking)).

Eddie takes Tam to Spain for her birthday.  They are making out a lot and Ed is taking lots and lots of photos.  What was up with the cranky dude working in the market when she went shopping?  I LOL when it turned out he spoke English the whole time!

Say what you want about Tam & Eddie, but I know firsthand what’s it’s like to be in a stifling, controlling marriage.  I think I read people pretty good.  Tam is just letting some air out of her pent up airbags.  And bless Eddie for taking on the responsibility of putting the cap back on said airbags.  I’m not getting the gay vibe that everyone else seems to be getting.  Look, fact is they have been together for over a year now and if they are happy, let them be happy.  Simon will take care of the rest, you can bet your guacamole on that.

The whole scene with Vicki and her family made me incredibly sad.  In fact, this whole blog seems to be kind of a downer because every single one of these women made me sad last night.  Maybe it’s my PMS.  Maybe I need a boob job, new diamond earrings or a Bentley to pick up my mood!

I did enjoy the boat scene however.  They were all (save for Vicki) having a buzzed up fun time!  They giggled over  renaming the boat “Victoria” which Vicki spotted and said “Hey that’s my boat” to “Obnoxious”.  Giggle, giggle, giggle, cheers, clink glasses.  But Vick didn’t like that.  Not one little bit.

While I admire Vicki’s work ethic ((I really do because she really is one of the only housewives in all the franchises, besides Bethenny, that actually works)) the spanking her employee – whom she has known since she was in the 3rd grade – caused me to have horrible flashbacks.  Yes, I am going BACK to my Catholic upbringing when the nuns used rulers as weapons of mass destruction.  It was wrong for the nuns and it was wrong of Vicki.

So Pegs decided she needed a new boob job for 2 reasons.  Her left breast had gone over to left field and that was just unsightly.  She is trying to get back into modeling and can’t have saggy breasts that point east and west.  Pegs gets emotional on the table thinking about the “what if” factor.  What if something happens and she leaves behind two little children?

Well Pegs, what if you waited until they were a little older to have this elective surgery?  But whatever.  How odd was it that the doctor allowed Mr. Pegs into the operating room to give his opinion about the placement and size of the new boobies?  Once surgery is done, Mr. Pegs gives her a fake rose that opens up and “Wha La” big diamond earrings are inside.  Nice gesture, but next time Mr. Pegs, wait until she is completely out of anesthesia.  She probably didn’t remember getting them.

Home recovering, Alexis stops by for what I am now calling “Boobie-gate”.  Alexis brings food, talks about she remembers how hard it was, blah, blah, blah.  Stevie Wonder could see that Alexis wanted to say “SHOW ME THE BOOBIES” as soon as she walked in the door.  Alexis tells Pegs that her little boy wanted to come with her to see her boobies too.  Was anyone else a little freaked out by that?  Vicki needs to give that boy a spanking too.  And take away his lip gloss damn it.

Once Pegs showed Alexis her little almonds it was on.  It was on like donkey kong.  On her camera interview, Alexis held nothing back.  “She should have seen MY doctor because, well, I don’t want to get too graphic” she says.  Also, Alexis doesn’t know why these chicks don’t get big knockers like hers because everyone knows, Orange County is all about “blonde hair, big boobs and botox”.

Next week Tam slams Alexis and Simon is P.O.’d about her leaving the country without telling him.

Update on Slade Smiley's 10-year old son

This just in about Slade Smiley’s son.

10-year old Grayson has a surgical procedure to treat his brain tumor and according to his mom “All Went Well.”

Grayson has been fighting a rare brain tumor called Diffuse Fibrillary Astrocytoma. Here is the website for this adorable little boy that his Mom, Michelle Arroyo, has up. http://www.am...azinggray.org/index.html.

In February, Michelle wrote this on the site: Some Bad News….Gray’s scans came back with inflammation in the top of his spine where he had his initial decompression surgery in February 2007. We are hoping that this is pressure related and not caused by tumor growth but will not know until we consult with the Neurosurgeon. We have considered a potential chemotherapy regimen but do not have all of our options as of yet.

In other Slade news, TMZ obtained documents proving his is behind in his child support. He owed $77,356.75 as of February of this year. That amount ballooned to $138,857.64 including interest.

In court document filed in the fall of 2009, Smiley claimed he was ‘destitute’ and ‘indigent’. According to a recent report from the OC Register, a judge recently ordered Slade Smiley to find work, get a job outside of the ‘entertainment/TV and title industries’.

Slade filed a petition to the court asking that his debt be LOWERED!

Rumors are also swirling that Slade & Gretchen are engaged and the engagement will be shown on the last show for the season on Real Housewives of Orange County.

I don’t even have to ask, but what are YOUR thoughts on Slade?? As for little Grayson, it is my hope & prayer he gets well. My own father died of a brain tumor. It is a painful, horrible and difficult cancer to treat.

Bethenny Frankel does Skating with the Stars.

Can we talk about Bethenny Frankel and her show “Bethenny ever after?”  Okay great, thanks.  I haven’t recapped this show before so let’s start with the last episode.

Bethenny wants to have a party for her 40^th birthday.  Well actually she is a little on the fence because she isn’t sure if 40 is a real milestone.  I say every year after 25 is a frickin’ milestone.  So Beth gets none other than Shawn, who if  you remember, helped her plan her wedding.  Shawn is a saint.  He should be Saint Shawn.  While we love Bethenny, she is high strung, out spoken but knows what she wants, how she wants it and when she wants it.  ((And I’m not just talking about S-E-X either)).

Beth & Jason talk about the number of people that should be fortunate enough to be invited to her birthday bash.  She thinks 35-40.  He wants to include a group of friends that are couples.  That will “up” the guest list and she doesn’t want to do that.  He tells her that his friends are her friends.  And thanks to that statement, I had my old girl scout song stuck in my head – you know the one – “cause my friends are your friends and your friends are my friends.  The more we get together the happier we’ll be.”

Beth gets a phone call from her publicist.  I really wish I were important enough to have a publicist.  I don’t know what for but I just want to say “Hey, my publicist called today.”  It sounds impressive.  Anyways, the publicist says Skating with the Stars wants Beth to be on their show.  Beth doesn’t know what the show is.  Publicist says “It’s like Dancing with the Stars but on ice.”  Beth gets all giddy.  She LOVES ice skating (even though she hasn’t done it in years) but more importantly, she likes the tutu’s, false eyelashes and the glitter.  She will do it just for the glitter!

Doing ice dancing however means she has to spend her time going between L.A. & New York and Jason isn’t too happy about that.  Luckily for Beth, Jason is NOTHING like Jim Bellino from RHOC and actually ALLOWS his wife to travel without him.  Beth meets her skating partner, Ethan Burgess, where she makes him cry when she mentions how famous he was because he would have gone to the Olympics but he fell and his Olympic dreams fell with him.  ((Okay he didn’t really cry, I’m totally making that shit up.))  Even though Beth is in great shape, the workouts are killer.  She wants to develop Ethan’s rock hard arse which he assures her she will have by the end of their pairing together.

Now it’s time to go on a double date with her gay friend Jake.  Jake met Barry at a buffet and they meet him at the restaurant.  Jason is THRILLED because Jake looks just like him and he feels like he is on a date with, well, himself!  They have the most delicious inappropriate conversations about body piercings and other things to that nature.  It’s fun.  They are fun.  It’s nice to see Beth Hoppy.  J

The other thing I like about this show is watching Beth visit her shrink every week.  I’m all about mental health help.  The truth is, I can’t afford my own, so by watching her appointments, I feel as if I am getting my own little therapy session – and it’s free! #WINNING!!  She talked about her now deceased Dad and how every year on her birthday, his secretary/bookkeeper would send her a card with $500.  He didn’t even sign it himself.  Look, I’m a gonna keep it one hundred with you people, I wouldn’t care if I was or was not talking to my Pop, if he sent me $500 every year on my birthday, I would be one happy girl.  But that’s just me.  We also learned that Beth and her estranged Mom share the same birthday. 

Next week it is her birthday and she can cry if she wants to.  We just don’t know why she wants to – yet.

Bravo is hooking up socialites in Dallas.

Bravo in effort to revamp their programming announced their next show will be feature Dallas, Texas. This is not another housewives franchise, but reather a dating type of show. Much like that of Miami Social, this show will depict the dating scene among the elite of Dallas.

No word yet on when this show will air.

Italy is not too happy that Jersey Shore is coming to them.

Let's talk about Jersey Shore for a minute. You know they are to shoot their next season over in Italy. Well word is the Italians are NOT to happy about this. Perhaps it is because they spent decades trying to get disease free and they know, they just know that when this group of drunks and skanks come over, they will be giving pen...icillin shots faster than a rabbit in heat.

An Italian columnist said (reviewing Jersey Shore), “They embody the worst stereotypes of Italians, multiplied by thousands and Americanized.” ((Ouch)). Another comment from a viewer said "When I see this, I wonder if Osama Bin Laden had a point". ((Double ouch)).

Given the fact that some of the cast aren't even Italians (which MTV portrayed them to be), this should be quite interesting. I can't wait until they offend the wrong woman by calling her a Grenade. As far as this writer is concerned, they can have this group and keep em too.

Viva gli ubriachi or Long live the Drunks!

Is Faye Resnick joining Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?

Word on the net is "The Morally Corrupt" Faye Resnick has been meeting with producers of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to secure her place as a regular. Who can forget Faye's appearance at the Dinner Party from Hell when Faye exchanged barbs with Allison DuBois as well as nekkid photos of Camille Grammer. Speaking of Camille, IF Faye joins the cast, what would the stress do to her irritable bowels??

Jersey Shore - House Divided

I admit that I don’t watch this show regularly. However every now and again, I venture into this show when I need a good reason to SMDH (shake my damn head). On the episode called “House Divided”, the “E’s” Ronnie & Sammie are still fighting. They have a love/hate relationship. They also are jealous of one another. Ronnie is piss...ed off because Sammie was texting another dude after she broke up with Ronnie (for the hundredth time). He cries. She cries. The E’s are boring me. They need major therapy. Ronnie needs to cut with the juicing (and I’m not talking about Jack LaLanne’s healthy juicer here).

Snooki is developing real feelings for her friend with benefits, Vinny. He brought a girl home and banged her. Snook’s cried herself to sleep. She doesn’t understand why Vinny would turn to another a girl when he could have Snook. Maybe Snooki could go to therapy with the E’s. I think she needs it. Friends with benefits decide to go out for a hamburger. Ms. Snooks spots “beer battered onion rings” on the menu and asks the waitress if that means onions with beer. The waitress says yes. Snooki is surprised when the waitress brings them to the table. She was expecting a bowl of beer with onions. ((SMHD)).

Deena emerges stuffed into a denim jumper that looks like she wore it when she was 10 years old. The house makes fun of her. She doesn’t like that. Later she plays with a cardboard box, putting it over her head pretending she is in a spaceship. YOUNG GIRLS, THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO GET AN EDUCATION! Deena needs to be on a poster ad for MORONS.

Pauly has a stalker named Danielle who “happened” to show up at the same club he was at. She asks him if he is still done with “Grenades”. He says” yes”. She replies “Do you want me to punch you”? He says “Do what you need to do”. Oh Pauly, you are so sensitive. Time to go home. Pauly & Vinny scan the club and find 2 chicks who are “DTF” (down to fuck) (God kids these days have the coolest abbreviations EVA).

 

Back at the shore house, they are chilling and there is a knock at the door. It’s the brother of one of the girls wanting to know how they are going to get home. He can take them now or pick them up in the morning. The polite boys say she can go now but her friend can stay. OUCH! The girls leave.

Vinny can’t put boner down, so he seeks Snooki out. She turns him down. She says “I’m not anybody’s last resort. I’m somebody’s first priority.” ((Really Snooks? Name names. Come on, I dare you)). Yeah, that’s what I thought

Ronnie’s mom decides it is a good idea to call the house while she is TANKED! Deena answers and mom tells her how tan she is. Like an Indian she says. Then she proceeds to tell Deena that she loves her to which Deena answers “Uh okay”. Unable to take the conversation anymore, she hands the phone to Mike “The Situation”. Mike thinks its okay to tell drunken mom that Sammi is screwing with her son’s head and heart.

On the party patio the friends start talking about the E’s. The boys feel Sammi is a prostitution whorah because of the text messages to the dude while she and Ronni were ON A BREAK! Jwowwww tells the E’s they should just start over because he cheated on Sam in Miami and Sam text this guy. No! No Jwowwww it isn’t the same. That is not even Steven. Not even close. Mike wants to call the dude and straighten it all out. He and Sammi exchange words where he says to her “You are the worst argument person ever”. ((Did I mention the importance of getting an education here people?)).

 

The phone call is made where Ronni grabs the phone and asks text dude if he hooked up with Sam. He says no, but they made out. OMG THEY MADE OUT?????? Oh the horror. To quote Ross from “Friends”, THEY WERE ON A BREAK.

Jersey Shore just had their season finale. The cast is going to Italy to shoot next season. Is it terrible that I hope they lose their passports while they are there?

Casey Abrams is Saved!

Did anyone watch the result show on American Idol last night? Reality TV Morons feels this is the best Idol season ever. Perhaps it has to do with the change in judges.

 

Watching Paula Abdul the past seasons was difficult. Whatever she was taking made her seem kookier than Kelly Bensimon, and that isn’t an easy feat. Simon seemed like a cranky old man who was bored out of his skull. The pair of them had to go. Seeing Steven Tyler just makes you go “aahhhhhhhhhhh” and watching Jennifer Lopez makes you go “ooooohhhhhhhhh”. They are a breath of fresh air. Judges aside, the talent on Idol this season is INSANE!

Last night the three people at the bottom were Thia (not so surprising – while she is a talented singer, she isn’t Idol ready yet. At the young age of 15, give her a couple years to mature & she could make it); Stephano (kind of surprising to see in the bottom three) and Casey (VERY surprising to see in the bottom three). When it came down to it, Casey was the one with the least amount of votes. SHOCKING!

Ryan gave him the dreaded mic and told him to “sing for his life”. The grizzly teddy bear, started singing “Don’t need no doctor” (although it looked like he did need a doctor), the judges cut him off. Randy interjected saying “We know who you are. We don’t need to hear you sing anymore, do we Steven?” They used a new tool for this season called a “Save”. They only had one to use and they used it on Casey.

This is where it got really good! The BLEEP button was used A LOT. Can you imagine being the dude in the control room? He was probable dropping the “F” bomb just as much. Casey kept saying “Are you kidding, are you kidding”? ((Yeah Casey, PSYCH! We were just kidding, get the eff outta here)). Wouldn’t THAT just be mean? Casey, drained of all color, stumbled over to the judges table to thank them. Honestly, I was worried for a little bit that he was going to hurl all over the judges table!

All remaining 11 contestants will be going on the American Idol tour this summer. Next week, 2 people will be going home instead of 1. Other fun events from last night’s show were a surprise appearance by Stevie Wonder who surprised Steven by singing Happy Birthday. A cake was brought out as well as a large poster of himself. ((Sheree Whitfield from Real Housewives of Atlanta would be happy – she too likes giant posters of herself)). Hulk Hogan also surprised the audience and the contestants. Crazy American Idol and their silly surprises!

What did you think of the show? Did the judges make the right decision by saving Casey?

Kelly Bensimon is a Bethenny Frankel wanna-be

Okay, this twit Kelly Bensimon has been posting videos of herself doing everything from cooking, to making facial masks and now has made her own "flu shot". This chick is SOOOO jealous of Bethenny that she is actually trying to BECOME Bethenny. The problem is, no one likes Kelly and wants her to ZIP IT!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNfuEvwaBeE

Nene Leakes is sporting a bikini

Here's NeNe hanging out in Miami last weekend in a teeny yellow (missing polka dot) bikini. Nene was later spoted out with Jennifer Williams from Basketball Wives.

Jenelle Evans from Teen Mom shows she is real mature

If you follow the show called "Teen mom" you know that Jenelle is a very troubled hoodlum, uh, girl. We found this DISTURBING video of her beating the crap out of another girl. The other problem with this is all of the people standing around egging her on. WTF? At this rate, Jenelle, who lost custody of her young son to her own mother is never going to regain custody.

The three girls, including Jenelle, have all been charged with misdemeanor affray - disorderly conduct by fighting in a public place.

.http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/25/teen-mom-2-jenelle-evans-catfight-video-footage-britany-truett-fist-brawl/?mediaKey=c7936140-39b6-4edf-be36-ef0421674023&isShareURL=true

Kirstie Alley vs. George Lopez

Have you heard about the WAR OF WORDS between George Lopez & Kirstie Alley??

 

As you may know, Kirstie is participating in this season’s Dancing with the Stars. Georgie made a comment in the press comparing Kirstie to a ‘fat pig’. ((Oh no he ditnt!)). The backlash immediately ensued and he apologized saying he “misjudged” his joke.

 

Kirstie however, didn’t accept. She took to her twitter and responded “I don’t need nor want you apology. I want your kidney dude. On behalf of your x and all the other women uv insulted. Give it back.” ((Ouch)). If you recall, George’s wife donated her kidney to him in 2009. A year later they divorced after 17 years of marriage. There were some reports that he liked himself some dirty little prostitutes!

Here’s the thing. We are team Kirstie on this. She is a beautiful woman and looks damn good for 60 years old! We admire her courage to do dancing with the stars as a larger woman and if you saw her, she blew the other contestants out of the water! George Lopez is NO Brad Pitt – he has no business talking about how other people look.

What do you think of this? Was it simply a joke that went badly or was he way out of line?

Bethenny Frankel talks to Access Hollywood

Bethenny Frankel did an interview with Access Hollywood Live on Friday. Love her or hate her, she never holds back and is quick with the wit. Here is the interview.

Billy Bush: "Is there anything that you won't show on the show?" Bethenny: "Full vagina"  "But half is OK?" Billy asked, laughing. "Yeah. Like, quarters," Bethenny told Billy and Kit Hoover. "Upper and lower quadrants. I have standards!"

Bethenny goes on to talk about her daughter. "Little Bryn is the best – she stands on her own now," Bethenny told Billy and Kit of her daughter with husband Jason Hoppy. "Her little thing is to clap – 'If you're happy and you know it' — and she's happy and she's knows it, so she's clapping. She travels with me everywhere. I just love it so much. She's such a doll baby!"

Billy: "Let's say she's three or four years old — do you still have her on TV? Are you trying to wrestle with that?"  "No, I'm not trying to wrestle with that. There will be a very immediate future end to my reality television career – it can't go on forever," Bethenny revealed. "It will go on, but not for that long… I would probably say a couple more [seasons] but this isn't going on forever. We really want our private life back."

Another reason for ending the reality camera run is so that Bethenny and her hubby can enjoy more intimacy – though she says Jason isn't bothered by their highly public lifestyle just yet. "It doesn't really affect my marriage. I mean, we're honestly a team," Bethenny told Billy and Kit. "If it started to affect our marriage we would stop. He enjoys it — not too much, where's it's like Spencer Montag or whatever — but he enjoys it… he would like to get our private life back also."

The couple will celebrate their anniversary this weekend and Bethenny says she plans to keep Jason… entertained. "This weekend is going to be an all out sex fest," she told Billy and Kit. "It's our anniversary, and then we're going away for two weeks to celebrate our anniversary, locked down. And I'm going to show him the woman that I really can be."

Bethenny stopped by ABC's "Good Morning America" studios in NYC on Tuesday to promote her new book, "A Place of Yes," and happened to be scheduled alongside singer Chris Brown (who reportedly smashed a window and stormed out of the studio after he was asked about his 2009 assault upon former girlfriend Rihanna and the status of his probation)."He had an entourage that was like Noah's Ark and I'm not kidding," Bethenny told Billy and Kit of Chris Brown's enormous posse. "And I had a non-tourage. I had like, no one with me and he had this huge entourage and he was definitely skittish.

"He was doing those like, jumps around what he was saying and he was like, 'What if that happened during that actual show? What if that could happen?'" she continued. "He was a little skittish — I will say that. But he was singing really well.""Did you see him backstage throwing stuff around?" Billy asked, while Kit added, "Ripping his shirt off?" "No! I'm really upset! The driver that had taken me there saw them replace the windows and saw [Chris] come running out with his shirt off," Bethenny said. "But I am just so upset that it couldn't have just been all about me on the day that my book launched. It was like, 'Why couldn't I have been there?'

"50 people! Caravanned Maybachs in," she added, of Chris's luxury car entrance. "I've never seen anything like it. That's where all that money gets wasted – it's so stupid. You need two SUVs and a Maybach? It's like, stop. STOP." The 40-year-old entrepreneur says her new book, "A Place of Yes," is about "being open to a place of 'yes'" and "not making decisions out of fear."

"I was broke and I was alone and I still always just sort of stuck to the road and knew that I would get there," Bethenny said. "You have to grab your balls — you do! — and it's hard to get you want … but it's about getting it regardless of what other people think you should be doing, or the timeline that you should be working under."

"A Place of Yes" is available in bookstores now

What about Heidi Montag??

Seems as if Heidi Montag is following in Michaele Salahi's footsteps trying desperately to get herself on ANY reality television show. Mtv.com Australia reports that according to X17 online, Heidi was set to join Celebrity Rehab to deal with her addiction to painkillers, after UsWeekly quoted her friends as saying they were worried about her addiction.

While painkiller addiction is a real problem, it isn’t a real threat from plastic surgery, as procedures don’t usually cause pain lasting long enough to result in addiction.

Dr. Paul S. Nassif, a Facial Plastic and Reconstructive Surgeon and Rhinoplasty Specialist in Beverly Hills, California says, “Painkiller addiction is not necessarily common following plastic surgery. Depending on the procedure, pain is usually minimal and easily controlled with painkillers prescribed by the surgeon. Any pain that is present does not normally last to the point where dependency on a painkiller may become an issue. ”

Miami plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer says, “No, it is not at all common for plastic surgery patients to become addicted to pain killers after their surgery. Many patients don’t even need to take prescription strength painkillers after their surgery and only use Tylenol. When a patient undergoes multiple procedures at once taking a prescriptive pain killer is recommended for the patient’s comfort, but should not be continued longer than 1-2 weeks after the surgery.”

Since the report appeared, Heidi has said that the rumors are false,
“No, I’m not joining the cast,” she tells People magazine.

Heidi clearly needs help, whether or not it’s for addiction to painkillers or being addicted to talking about her past procedures.

Just because she denies these reports doesn't mean it isn't true. We know she really wanted to join the cast of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but Andy Cohen said he would rather stab his eyes with knives than have HER on the show. ((Ouch Andy))